More on UConn Football

We all know that UConn sucks and their inclusion in the BCS may be warranted within the system's structure, but in reality is horrible for everyone who is not part of the UConn athletic department. That's not where the turrible-ness ends, however.

First off, no BCS participant should be starting a quarterback who was once out-passed by this guy in a high school football game. Yep, little old me threw for more yards than Frazer on a fateful September night in 2004, when Warwick took on Mechanicsburg. I'm just waiting for Bob Stoops to give me a call to see if I still have some magic left in this right arm of mine. Who's more successful now, you ask? I say that's erroneous. Regardless, the aforementioned fact is sad for the Huskies, worse for the BCS, and downright crazy knucklehead turrible.

Also, this wee a freshman offensive lineman for the Huskies was picked up on child pornography charges. Yes, you just read that. I know he's an offensive lineman and a little overweight, but shouldn't a member of a BCS football team be able to score some real women of legal age instead of resorting to kiddie images on his computer. This is quite possibly the most turrible college football-related news I have ever heard. My hunch is that his experience in prison might be nearly as painful as the Huskies Fiesta Bowl tussle with Oklahoma.